amazingly, even better than uncle tupelo

I’ve been listening to Wilco’s Summer Teeth all morning – three times through so far, and I appreciate the CD better with each listening. Melodically, the album pulls away from Wilco’s alt-country roots, gravitating towards a Beach Boys-esque thickly orchestrated pop sound. Tweedy’s surprisingly bleak lyrics ride on top, beautiful in their subtlety – witness the ballad “She’s A Jar,” which begins as a tender love song (“She begs me not to miss her”) and slowly degenerates (“She begs me not to hit her”).

Wilco’s newest album, the self-released Yankee Hotel Foxtrot, is set to hit shelves in a little less than a month. Supposedly picking up where Summer Teeth leaves off, the album is already receiving wide-ranging acclaim in pre-release reviews. *Sigh* It appears Amazon will be siphoning off yet one more chunk of my disposable income.

the briny deep

Cleaning my hard drive, I came across this picture of myself:

Joshua, Scuba diving.

I’m not really sure where this was taken, but I would guess my father is the one behind the camera. I’m just trying to figure out what I’d have to do to get my hair to look like that all the time.

like, dig, man

Earlier today, as promised, I bought a record player, a Sony PS-LX250H. Then it was off to Academy Records to start the collection. Twenty three dollars later, I now own:

  • Miles Davis Cookin’ at the Plugged Nickel
  • An Electrifying Evening with the Dizzy Gillespie Quintet
  • Antonio Carlos Jobim The Composer of Desafinado, Plays
  • Fats Navarro The Complete Blue Note Recordings
  • Paul Desmond Pure Desmond
  • Kenny Dorham Quintet
  • Mel Lewis and The Jazz Orchestra Naturally
  • Eagles Take it Easy
  • Steve Miller Adventures of a Space Cowboy

Vinyl. Clearly the start of a dangerous new addiction.

joe college

In many ways, Tom Perrotta is the closest thing America has to a Nick Hornby. Both build loosely plotted novels around complicated yet likeable characters. Both have a thoroughly modern, bitingly ironic sense of humor and a solid understanding of vague, aimless, GenX slacker angst. And both can turn a sentence with far more style than the average novelist. Finally, both authors are similarly moviefiable – witness Perrotta’s Election and Hornby’s High Fidelity, two gems. There is, however, one major difference between the two: in recent years, Hornby has become something of a household name in the literary world, while Perrotta has labored on for a surprisingly small cult following.

Joe College, Perrotta’s fourth book, seems destined to change that. Coming off Election’s movie success, and boosted by a solid NY Times review, the novel is almost guaranteed bestseller status. That’s a bit unfortunate, however, as Joe College is probably the weakest link in Perrotta’s bibliography. Don’t get me wrong – as one reviewer points out, Perrotta at 80% is better than most novelists at 100%. But especially in terms of plot, the book pulls up a bit short.

Still, Joe College is worth the read simply to experience the beautifully rendered stream of consciousness of its protagonist, Danny, a Yale Junior trying to reconcile his snotty Ivy League education with his blue collar New Jersey roots. For any Yale alums, the book is even more enjoyable – Perrotta, a Yalie himself, catches the school’s every idiosyncrasy, from weenie bins and the Whiff’s to secret societies and the Jello endowment.

So, in short, read Joe College. But if you haven’t already, do yourself a favor and read Perrotta’s other books first (especially The Wishbones and Bad Haircut). If you move fast enough, you just might still be able to say you were reading Tom Perrotta before he became the next big thing.

desolation

It is Good Friday, but I don’t care. After all, I am Jewish, and, due to last week’s vacation, have way too much work to take off the holiday. So I am at my office. The rooms are deserted. It is eerily quiet. I am reminded of Yale’s antediluvian Sterling Memorial Library – where I didn’t study even once during my four years. Without a hum of background activity, I am completely unproductive.

To compensate, Miles Davis’ Sessions at the Plugged Nickel pours out of a tinny set of Harman/Kardon speakers. I fight the urge to return home for my stereo system (or at least a decent pair of headphones – Beyerdynamic or Etymotics). I sink into my chair, enveloped in the strains of “Stella by Starlight,” and get to work.

the filmographic canon

The problem is, there are a lot of movies. I try to watch at least two a week in my continued education as a novice film producer, but my Netflix queue is already over 250 movies, and new pictures are released into theater every weekend. That doesn’t even begin to count the movies I should rewatch, which range from those meriting frequent repeat viewing (such as Ferris Bueller’s Day Off and The Thomas Crown Affair – taken together, my blueprint for life) to those that I watched so long ago I might as well now consider as having never been viewed (including such classics as the entire Indiana Jones series).

Yes, at times I feel like just giving up, unplugging my DVD player and receding into a wasteland of cultural illiteracy. But then it hits me: movie people are vastly better looking than tech people, and if I forsake the movie part of my professional life, I’ll be forced to look at geeks all the time. At which point, I fire up some popcorn and settle in to my seat – it might not be easy, but a serious devotion to the celluloid past more than pays off. Besides, there are many worse ways to spend an evening than bathing in the flickering glow of a truly American art form brought to life.

you are not alone

Yes, dear reader, looking at my log files, it appears that hundreds of others just like you peruse this site every day. Which, frankly, seems more than a bit inexplicable to me, as I maintain this site mainly as exercise for my writing chops. (With a variety of other pursuits eating through spare time, I need a rather public obligation such as this one to keep me writing regularly.)

Daily, however, I’m reminded at least to some degree of my readership by the ‘fan’ mail I receive, which normally goes along the lines of: “I used to think your site was pretty good, but today’s post sucked. I mean, it really sucked. What are you, retarded?” As you can imagine, immensely gratifying.

Still, the mercurial nature of my readership is in some ways quite helpful. Unlike a ‘real’ publication, this site has no independent editor, meaning that any capricious whim striking my fancy while I’m near a keyboard is likely to be inflicted upon a thousand or so unsuspecting digital passers by. Therefore, such external guidance as “please stop posting long, winding, stupid jokes or I’m deleting the bookmark for your site” can have a valuable impact. And, of course, I always look forward to my mother’s ‘supportive’ invectives; thanks, mom, for pointing out that my photos make you feel like you just stepped onto a too sunny street after having dilating drops put in your eyes.

Yes, opening reader emails is always a veritable cavalcade of ego enhancement. But it’s often the highlight of my day none the less. So keep ’em coming. If not for your own good, then for the hundreds of others just too lazy to hit that send key themselves.

oy, mein kishkes

So far today, I’ve consumed so much bread, pizza and pasta that I can barely breathe. (For you goyim, that’s because Passover begins this evening, meaning I’m facing 8 days without leavened bread, or nearly any form of wheat, barley, corn, rice or legume.) In honor of the pending holiday, I share this classic joke:

Throughout his childhood, Bernie, a young Jewish kid, is obsessed with airplanes. By high school, he’s decided that he wants to be an aeronautical engineer and plane designer. He studies hard, gets into the best design school, graduates cum laude and, through years of hard work, begins to build a reputation as the US’s finest plane designer. Eventually, as his reputation peaks, the President calls. “Bernie,” the President says, “we want you to build a fighter jet – cost is no object – but I want it to be, by far, the very best fighter jet in the world. ”

Ecstatic, Bernie goes to work, directing the entire resources of his company into this single project. After several months of tireless toil, Bernie shows a design so revolutionary that it draws universal acclaim. A prototype is built, yielding further adulation. Yet, on the first test flight, before the plane even leaves the ground, the forces are too great, breaking the wings cleanly off the fuselage.

Bernie is distraught. He completely redesigns the wing attachments, builds another prototype and attempts a second test flight. The same problem strikes. After a third time through the design-build-test-break cycle, Bernie is despondent.

Not knowing where else to turn, Bernie consults a rabbi. He pours his heart out. The rabbi deliberates. “Listen,” says the rabbi. “I can solve your problem. You must drill a row of tiny holes directly above and below where the wing meets the fuselage. If you do this, I absolutely guarantee the wings won’t fall off.”

Bernie thanks the rabbi, but leaves disillusioned. The suggestion flies completely in the face of the laws of structural design. But after a few nights of fruitless brainstorming, Bernie decides he has nothing to lose. He builds another prototype, following the rabbi’s advice, drilling a row of holes directly above and below where the wings meet the fuselage.

Lo and behold, the test flight goes off without a hitch. The president is thrilled, an entire armada of Bernie’s planes are built, and Bernie becomes a living legend in the aeronautics community. Eventually, plagued by curiosity, Bernie returns to the rabbi.

“Rabbi,” he asks, “how did you know that drilling those holes would prevent the wings from breaking off?”

The rabbi smiles, then replies, “Bernie, I’m an old man. I’ve been a rabbi for many years, and I’ve celebrated Passover every year of my life. And in that time, not once – NOT ONCE – have I ever seen a single piece of matzo break along the perforation. ”

[Insert rim shot here]

Pesach sameach, everyone. Next year, in Jerusalem.

a few thoughts on drinking

For the benefit of my mother, and anyone else concerned about the frequency of liquor mentions on this site:

There are more old drunkards than old doctors.
— Benjamin Franklin

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with fools.
— Ernest Hemmingway

Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

–Winston Churchill