Several days ago, I wrote a short blog post entitled ‘Dear People of Williamsburg’.

At the time, I was exceedingly drunk.

Nonetheless, it has since come to my attention, via email notification by roughly forty readers, that I incorrectly used ‘to’ instead of ‘too’ in that post.

And, relatedly, it has come to my attention, also by roughly forty readers’ emails, that I am an idiot.