Two quick bits of inappropriately juvenile humor:

1.

A man goes into a psychiatrist’s office, dressed only in Saran Wrap.

The psychiatrist says, “well, I can clearly see you’re nuts.”

2.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his crotch.

The bartender says, “hey, pirate, is that a steering wheel in your crotch?’

The pirate replies, “arrgh, it’s driving me nuts.”