To continue being a whiny bitch: yesterday, while at the gym, I threw out my neck. Mid-way through a heavy leg press, my phone rang; apparently, a sudden head motion while straining every muscle in your body isn’t a good idea.

On the plus side, I’ve now picked up a great set of Mr. Roboto-esque moves involving turning my entire body rather than simply my head any time I need to look to the side. Sort of retro ’80s breakdance chic.