This clause was in a contract Cyan just finished drafting:
14) Headings. The headings of the paragraphs of this Note are inserted for convenience only and shall not be deemed to constitute a part hereof.
We therefore changed the clause to read:
14) Fishsticks. The headings of the paragraphs of this Note are inserted for convenience only and shall not be deemed to constitute a part hereof.
I am embarrassed to say we then laughed so hard as to almost wet ourselves.
Yes, we are losers.
This morning, still unrecovered from our long labor day weekend of too much activity, too little sleep, too much food, and too little time to clean our (normally anal-retentively clean) apartment as it’s slowly descended into pigsty-dom, Jess suggested that we really needed another vacation, but that this one should be a ‘bed vacation’: a few consecutive days where we never have to leave the bed, except perhaps to take a shower while the bed vacation staff changes the sheets.
Would-be entrepreneurs, if you start a business that makes this happen, I will totally invest. So long as I can do it from my bed.
My wily brother rounded up excellent free tickets to tonight’s Yankees / Mariners game. So he, Jess and I will be headed off to the ballpark to drink bad beer, eat sketchy hotdogs (assuming we’ve recovered from the even sketchier hotdogs served yesterday at Colin’s Labor Day BBQ), and generally revel in the nearly deciding game of the close American League wild card race.
Play Ball.
[Also, beginning this evening and carrying on through the balance of September, I’ll be doing my best to make up for my irregular blogging by instead at least briefly moblogging via Twitter and Flickr. Oversharing narcissism knows no bounds.]