Joshua Bryce Newman

“Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.” - George Bernard Shaw

“It is a maudlin and indecent verity that comes out through the strength of wine.” - Joseph Conrad

“I only drink to steady my nerves. Sometimes I’m so steady, I don’t move for months.” - WC Fields

“It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.” - Abe Lincoln

“O thou invisible spirit of wine, if thou hast no name to be known by, let us call thee devil.” - William Shakespeare