Joshua Bryce Newman

"If you would not be forgotten, as soon as you are dead and rotten,
either write things worth reading, or do things worth the writing."
- Benjamin Franklin

what do you mean, “problem”?

This morning, as occurs troublingly frequently, I woke up promising myself I’d never, ever get as drunk again as I did the prior night.

daily quote (re: inebriation)

“Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.” - George Bernard Shaw

“It is a maudlin and indecent verity that comes out through the strength of wine.” - Joseph Conrad

“I only drink to steady my nerves. Sometimes I’m so steady, I don’t move for months.” - WC Fields

“It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.” - Abe Lincoln

“O thou invisible spirit of wine, if thou hast no name to be known by, let us call thee devil.” - William Shakespeare