update

Today, the Wall St. Journal ran a Leisure & Arts editorial discussing pharmaceutical heiress Ruth Lilly’s $100 million gift to Poetry Magazine. The article not only cites the same essay on poetry I discussed two days back, but comes largely to the same conclusion that I did: that the creation of poetry is in less need of help than the appreciation of poetry, and that money and effort should be directed accordingly.

I’m so many steps ahead, it’s almost eerie.

the commercial kings

The myriad flaws of consumer culture notwithstanding, I cannot help but be impressed whenever I see a really good commercial. Therefore, I extend my congratulations to Volkswagen for their new Beetle Convertible spot (click “see the commercial”), which has been screening before films in New York theaters for the past month or so.

The commercial is particularly impressive for the “indie” cool it affects, perfectly suited both to the car’s 20-something target demographic, and to the spot’s pre-film screening approach. What gives the commercial indie cred? At least four factors:

1. Quasi-retro styling. Check out the lead actor’s clothing, the very Thomas Crown Affair (original version – not Brosnan remake) use of split screen, the slightly de-saturated color timing, and, of course, the music (see no. 2).

2. The music. As in prior commercials, VW has built the whole thing around a reasonably obscure but remarkably catchy musical blast from the past. (Consider previous commercials featuring such songs as Styx’ “Mr. Roboto”, Mingus’ “II BS”, Trio’s “Da Da Da” or Nick Drake’s “Pink Moon”, the last of which single-handedly launched the current Nick Drake revival.) This spot features the much-overlooked Electric Light Orchestra, with the perfectly chosen and bizarrely addictive “Mr. Blue Sky” (though in what sounds like a more recent recording than the song’s original release).

3. The lead. The poor guy is so blatantly a Jake Gyllenhaal rip-off (see Moonlight Mile) that it’s almost painful. Lest you doubt VW’s leveraging Gyllenhaal’s indie cred in particular rather than that of shaggy-haired actors in general, check the spot’s title: “Bubble Boy”, a sideways homage to a really poor film in which Gyllenhaal recently starred.

4. The concept. Standard affluent twenty-something experience: A few years out of school and things are going as well as you possibly could have hoped – you’ve got the job, you’re climbing the corporate ladder. And yet your life is mindlessly repetitive unbearable drivel. If a Porsche can pull you out of a mid-life crisis, what can pull you out of a quarter-life crisis?

Taken together, those four factors make the commercial remarkably hip. So I say, excellent work VW. If only the car was half as cool as the commercial.

can art matter?

Midway through my frenzied packing, I came across an essay I had printed out some time back but never read: “Can Poetry Matter?” by contemporary poet Dana Gioia (Bush’s surprisingly good choice for a new head of the NEA). Taking a moment to read it now, I was struck by the truth of the essay’s main thrust: that poetry has lost its audience. Poetry has disappeared from the broader public imagination, Gioia argues, having retreated to the outskirts of ivory-towered academia. Poetry, in short, is now heard only by poets, rather than by a “cultural intelligentsia,” “limited [only] by intelligence and curiosity, [a] heterogeneous group that cuts across lines of race, class, age, and occupation.” And, I am afraid, I am a case in point; though I would probably self-identify as a snotty intellectual, I cannot remember the last time I purchased a volume of poetry.

Gioia further paints the decline of poetry as symptomatic of a more general concern. Echoing Whitman’s lament, “To have great poets, there must be great audiences, too,” Gioia points out that a disappearance of great audiences is slowly killing not only poetry, but other art forms as well, from jazz and serious theater, to classical music and dance. All are increasingly followed only by “subcultures of specialists,” rather than by even a small percentage of the broader population. While I’m too far outside of the would of poetry to comment intelligently on that front, from my position as both a classical and jazz musician (and avid fan of both), it is clear that the disappearance of a broad audience has indeed taken a serious toll on both of those arts over the past decades.

Yet Gioia’s essay is still a largely optimistic one. When, towards the end, he tells us that “if I could have my wish… I would wish that poetry could again become a part of American public culture,” he adds that he doesn’t think such a wish is impossible. “All it would require,” he explains, “is that poets and poetry teachers take more responsibility for bringing their art to the public.” Gioia lays out a handful of proposals for how poets might do this, from using radio as a medium (“a little imaginative programming at the hundreds of college and public-supported radio stations could bring poetry to millions of listeners”) to writing critical prose about poetry that is both free of jargon and more brutally honest in its assessment of quality (“Poets must regain the readers’ trust by candidly admitting what they don’t like as well as promoting what they like. Professional courtesy has no place in literary journalism”).

Such an approach is heartening, and, I suspect, remarkably effective, due to the sheer number of poets, jazz musicians or dancers who would willingly rally behind the idea. If each were to dedicate only a small percentage of their time, say 5%, to effective outreach programs, the fine arts could easily have a remarkable public interest renaissance. Yet while most artists would be happy to donate their time to such an endeavor, few have the initiative to create such outreach programs from scratch. The arts are therefore in desperate need of an organization that can help develop innovative approaches to outreach and rally artists to those programs. In short, what’s needed is not the standard arts non-profit, which focuses on cultivating the arts, but a rather unusual one, focused on cultivating audiences.

I have a bad, bad feeling there may be another 501c3 in my future.

so little time

On Monday, I head to California. I return the following Saturday. Then, the very next day, I move to my new apartment.

Which means I have exactly the next two days to pack for my trip West and box up the entire contents of my apartment, all the while continuing the mad fundraising push needed to get Cyan’s first feature off the ground.

Sleep is for pansies.

pottering

Like much of the country, I recently watched Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. And, like much of the country, I found it, like it’s predecessor, sort of blandly enjoyable.

While watching the film, however, I frequently found myself speculating as to the real-life fates of the three young protagonists. Which is to say, will any of the little Brits ever find acting work once their Potter runs end?

After much contemplation, I was left to conclude that poor Rupert Grint (Ron Weasley) is more or less doomed to immediate disappearance from the world of film, largely due to his inability to actually act (oddly constipated facial gesturing notwithstanding). Further, that Daniel Radcliffe (Harry Potter), who I suspect will look surprisingly incomplete without a jagged scar on his forehead, is likely to slowly fade into Mark Hamill-esque oblivion. But that Emma Watson (Hermione Grainger) might very well turn out to be the next big thing.

Throughout the film, I found Watson so much more believable, so much more subtly emotive, so much more interesting to watch than the other two that it made me almost embarrassed for them. By all indications, she’s similarly shamed the boys on the talk show circuit; while they’ve been rather inarticulate, Watson has produced gems like: “It was unbelievable seeing me as an action figure; in a few months, toddlers around the country will be biting my head off!”

All of which leads me to believe that Watson will follow in the footsteps of actresses like Ricci and Portman, leveraging a fascinatingly precocious maturity and an apparently innate ability to create subtly nuanced performances to make the rather difficult jump from child-star to more adult roles.

[And I say this all now so that when I cast her in a film ten years down the road, I can legitimately say I’ve been a long-time fan.]

the frat boys invade

Yesterday afternoon, my little brother and his good friend George arrived here in New York (both having just finished finals at the University of Denver). They’ll be camping out in my living room for the next five days, causing trouble throughout the city. Together, they’ve used the word “dude” more frequently in the last twenty-four hours than most people do throughout their entire lives.

vroooom

Want to up your dork-cool quotient immensely? Be the first kid on your block to pick up a Segway Human Transporter, apparently now pre-orderable from Amazon for a mere $5k.

Of course, should you wish to get around the city with fewer people pointing and laughing, you might instead consider becoming the first kid on your block to own one of the new Vespa’s, available for about $4k a pop.

Either way, you’d better do it soon; owning a BMW is so 1999.

monopoly much?

While last week’s rather toothless consent decree against Microsoft’s anticompetitive practices left many industry observers more than a bit disappointed, the furor has been compounded by a recent Microsoft SEC filing which adds real credence to charges that the company has unfairly leveraged their monopolistic dominance in one area (namely, OS software) to compete in other areas. According to the filing, Microsoft actually loses money in every single business in which they participate, except for the Windows and Office business areas, which show ridiculously high 86% and 79% profit margins respectively. In other words, allegations that Microsoft has artificially increased pricing in areas of monopoly to underwrite non-competitive entrance into other areas are apparently true. While Microsoft clearly disclosed this unusually detailed profit breakdown in an attempt to inoculate the company against Enron/WorldCom accounting practices problems, I’ll be curious to see whether their admission of this type of information will eventually prompt a reopening of the antitrust investigation.